Gianormites of the World Unite!

Gianormous has made it into the dictionary! Except the dictioneers (who else compiles dictionaries?) misspelled it! Everyone knows it's giant-enormous, not gigantic-enormous. Their spelling (ginormous) looks like "djinn-or-mus". Blech!

So everyone needs to start using gianormous. Then the dictioneers can get it right next edition.

Laugh til your ribs hurt!

It's not often something makes me laugh until my ribs hurt. Laughing so much, you cannot get air, and it becomes painful. The clearest time I remember, was watching Mytery Science Theater do "The Attack of the the Eye People" (two the's). It was just after Joel said, "It's not really much of an attack. More like, the minor vandalism of the eye people."

More recently, it was the Daily WTF: http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Unsolved_Murder.aspx

Not sure why exactly. Maybe something I remember from college, "It is an honor to die for my employer!"

More Laughing

Ok, today is a good day for me...

I am listening to the Way of the Master radio show. For those not familiar with the Way of the Master, it is a program for educating Christians on how to share their faith according to the Bible. Part of the show consists of the cast putting their teaching into practice on actual unbelievers.

The show is an old one from September 19. About 6 minutes in, the announcer (Todd "Freakishly Tall" Friel) makes a parallel between the Gospel message, and Oprah. He says, "If Oprah told you, 'Unless you listen to my show five days a week, you are going to Pittsburgh!', that has an impact on you."

This is funny for several reasons. The main one being that Pittsburgh is paralleled to Hell. This is funny because I spent four years in Pittsburgh, most of the time comparing it to Hell.

ROFL

Do you need a laugh? Do you use Mozilla Firefox instead of Internet Exploder? If you use Exploder, download Firefox now!

Ok, now go here in Firefox. Wow! Hope they don't fix it too soon, I may need another laugh...

I found this at the Daily WTF. I recommend it if you are a programmer (and need a laugh, but if you are a programmer, you need a laugh).

Fun with sed

I've applied random sed 's/.*/pants/g' to some famous movie quotes. See if you can identify the quotes!

> O-B-Pants never told you what happenened to your pants.
>> He told me enough, he told me you took them!
> No, I AM YOUR PANTS!
>> NOOOOO!

> If only you knew the power of the dark side of my pants.

> The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power in my pants.

> I find your lack of pants, disturbing.